Who— no one even says harlot anymore, sweetheart. I mean, ma’am. Miss…es..
*Raises eyebrow* I can see why you’re having trouble asking someone to fuck.
I.
Is this because I called you a goat woman?Partially,
but mostly out of humor that you stumbled over the proper way to address me. I really don’t care what you say.
Aren’t you Rome’s kid, can’t you just wink and make panties fall?
That’s.. [snerks, thoroughly embarrassed but flattered,] yeah, sure. Why not. The Italian Superman of sex. Don’t tell that to my priest, though.
Okay but I’m Italian. Everything I do is somewhat romantic. I mean, especially, Y’KNOW.
Please.
And has it really been so long that you can’t even say it?
Ah, ahahah, ahahahah. You are just so funny, aren’t you. A total comedian.
You’re laughing but you still haven’t said it.
Neither have you.
Fine.
So who is this person you want to fuck so badly.
Fuck is a little too insensitive of a word.
Who— no one even says harlot anymore, sweetheart. I mean, ma’am. Miss…es..
*Raises eyebrow* I can see why you’re having trouble asking someone to fuck.
I.
Is this because I called you a goat woman?
Okay but I’m Italian. Everything I do is somewhat romantic. I mean, especially, Y’KNOW.
Please.
And has it really been so long that you can’t even say it?
Ah, ahahah, ahahahah. You are just so funny, aren’t you. A total comedian.
You’re laughing but you still haven’t said it.
Neither have you.
Is it whole grain because I already ate street food today, so.
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How does one go about asking to f.
Fuck.
This isn’t an appropriate subject.Generally, there’s pick up lines and alcohol.
And an unreasonable amount of euphemisms.
Use one of those.
/ra kes his fingers down his face
That’s…
Who— no one even says harlot anymore, sweetheart. I mean, ma’am. Miss…es..
I— where are you even getting this material from. Like that’s just. Dumb.
What, it is better to just get it over with, right?
No offense but is romance not a thing in Croatia, or what?
No offense but you weren’t exactly asking for advice on romance.
Okay but I’m Italian. Everything I do is somewhat romantic. I mean, especially, Y’KNOW.
Please.
And has it really been so long that you can’t even say it?
Ah, ahahah, ahahahah. You are just so funny, aren’t you. A total comedian.
I need the church right now. A priest. /hrrrguhgrghh
how come? What’s going on?
I need the strength of Jesus or at least a good dose of Catholic suppression. /ughh
Why, are you thinking of getting laid and drinking? Should I go find a priest then… I wonder if there are any left in Berlin. Hm.
… I don’t know whether to pin this on Germans or protestants. /snerks
I— where are you even getting this material from. Like that’s just. Dumb.
What, it is better to just get it over with, right?
No offense but is romance not a thing in Croatia, or what?
No offense but you weren’t exactly asking for advice on romance.
Okay but I’m Italian. Everything I do is somewhat romantic. I mean, especially, Y’KNOW.